Archives for the month of: March, 2013

panda butcher of the jungle

cf panda vs kitten

This picture was inspired by this kind of behavior which allegedly (as documented by video) took place (and may still be taking place) at Sichuan University in lovely Chengdu, Sichuan- home of pandas.

the real paddington panda

Paddington Panda. The picture in the back of the hot pot was taken by Chinese rock star Jiang Hao of the group Doc Talk Shock. The meal also took place in his apartment in Liaoning province. We brought the hot pot ingredients from Sichuan province. Paddington himself is quite the traveler, hailing from the Chinese province of Peru and frequented the Chinese province of London.

yogipandaandbooboo

Just a couple of pandas, looking for some satisfaction-inducing picnic basket action.

joker panda

A panda chasing cars.

He wouldn’t know what to do with one if he caught it.

He just does things.

The mob has plans. The politboro has plans. Bo Xilai had plans. They’re schemers. Schemers trying to control their little worlds.

qinaidepandahostage

yeahrightwhatever

rainingmonsterbabies

pucca-starsapphire

The inspiration for this picture came from my wife. We were watching Pucca, the story of a love-crazed girl named Pucca and the ninja who tries to avoid her affections named Garu, and she compared Pucca to the Star Sapphire.

Here’s a guide for who’s who:

Pucca: Star Sapphire (Carol Ferris)

Garu: Green Lantern (Hal Jordan)

Abyo: Tom ‘Pieface’ Kalmaku

Master Soo: Guardian (with the hair? Let’s say Sayd from the Animated Series)

Yani the Cat: Dex Starr

lenin-sinestro

You should check out the Will Power Timeline, which charts the development of the Green Lantern narrative alongside the social and political climates of the United States throughout their shared history. I’ve added a lot of stuff this month.

Yalta, Space Sector 2814

Yalta, Space Sector 2814

iamhotindeed

youbewaredevili

onthephone

besuretowearsomeflowersinyourhair

youcantalwaysgetwhatyouwant

 

cureforerectiledysfunction

Good news- you are capable of fascism.

arisiarrabforever13

Green Lantern Arisia Rrab

GL oath

Green Lantern Hal Jordan Space Sector 2814

elastigirldoom

Elasti-Girl from Doom Patrol

tigerinthecity

friendshipworks

puppetsonpuppets

panda-simple

complexvitamin

I should never have expected a mind as simple as yours to understand my complex multi-vitamin.

trainjogging

flamingoairplane

misguidedherorelapse

ismellblood

lovesickcrocodile

peepingbird

dickhead

organagrrrl

wildcat