bowingking

nothing makes me hotter than a bowing king’s tears

redrocket

aerodognamics

bestdefense

he was our best defense in the war on pussy

babies are a waste of time and resources

i don’t blame you for stretchmarks, do don’t take credit for the tits

youcantalwaysgetwhatyouwant

what i really want is a bed shaped like a bench

poison fingers

some of the girls don’t wash their hands because they think poison smells sexy

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